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one day im gonna post something to the wrong blog and im gonna die

i should just post thoughts here more. I think a lot about Rick fucking Morty someplace public, just behind a door, and Morty being so terrified of people hearing and trying to be quiet and Rick heckling him the whole time like hmmmm, you don’t like this, Morty? So quiet today, usually he’s so gratuitous, and threatening that he’s gonna have to fuck him harder he guesses, if this isn’t enough for him, and Morty’s SOOOOO into it but so terrified of being caught and so overwhelmed and doesn’t want it to stop and once it’s done Rick shoves him out the door for him to stare panicked and panting at the outside world. but no one is moving. Everything’s still. Rick froze time. There was never actually any danger of being caught, hey. He’s so RELIEVED but so PISSED OFF at Rick for fucking with him. He goes to march back into the stall but Rick is gone and 2 seconds later time resumes and he’s cursing at nothing in a bathroom stall while people stare.

The next time Rick’s fucking him in hidden public Morty’s thinks he’s wise to his games, isn’t quiet, lets himself mutter all he wants, lets himself feel safe, but when he goes to gasp Rick’s name Rick clamps his hand over his mouth to shut him up, oh fuck. He notices footsteps outside the door and birds chirping, and how Rick’s been quiet the whole time, fuck fuck

everything’s a trick don’t trust Rick

jennithedaydreamer said: I love your insight!!!!!

ah thank you!!!!! I love overthinking crap!

getting presumptuous about that new clip!!!  its really in line with how I think of Rick so i’m happy

I like that Rick has a completely wrong idea of Morty he works with in his head when he’s planning things; he thinks of Morty as Generic Young Boy so he assumes things would appeal to him (that wind up not, so he winds up frustrated)..

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cronenberg rick and morty are interesting bc apparently they don’t mind no longer having a family, i guess they’re superfluous, they’re just happily in a new dimension where beth, summer & jerry aren’t beings like them and presumably they only have each other


doggables:

You wanna climb up the stairs,
I wanna push you back down.
But I let you inside,
So you can push me around.

insureyourmortytoday:

Whenever Morty do the thing where he reaches a ledge with a possible drop Rick always does the mommy cat thing and grabs the scruff of his shirt to prevent falling Morty except for when the gravity goes back on in M. Night Shaym-Aliens & Morty just doops down on the floor like a little flipped pancake.

I just haVE SO MANY FEELINGS Rick just automatically grabs him before jumps a lot of the time and its so reflexive like “o he will def just fall he has no clue what lies beyond his fragile porcelain baby running legs”

morty can only think as far as RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN